I don't put my copywriting up. Although very unlikely the company finds this, loves it and steals it— I'm taking a leap.
Below is some long copy, something found on the side of the bottle or packaging.
My question is: Who is speaking?
I was an accident. Part of an experiment trying to create an elixir, Boylan made me, Boylan. The best stuff comes from the ground and that’s all he had. Extracted from the Yucca plant mixed in with yeast and pure cane sugar, there I was; a dark, sweet, bubbly foam overflowing test tubes. For over 100 years, the strong, frothy blend hasn’t changed. And there wasn’t any reason to.
Not bad for a pharmacist.
